Today's comic strip review:
Sally Forth:
Ted wins a bet about Sally's sister's philandering. High five, Ted!
Jump Start:
Looks like JoJo went with the trash flowers. And I guess he does have a wife.
Crankshaft:
We get a healthy helping of old man boobs and a hint of asscrack. Enjoy breakfast, everyone!
Born Loser:
Diss on Grandma! High five, Brutus!
Hagar:
What do you think Viking beer tastes like? Remember, it's probably warm.
Blondie:
Dagwood's in his undies. At least, unlike Crankshaft, he wears a shirt.
Beetle Bailey:
Careless disregard of possibly sensitive military paperwork.
Mary Worth:
Mary's thought balloons will serve as my moral compass today.
Marmaduke:
Today features Marmaduke acting like people.
Speed Bump:
Don't read if you're a boring person.
Free Range:
Twist on guru/mountain scenario.
The Pajama Diaries:
Still "At the Hematologist's". Crap!
Get Fuzzy:
More hugs.
Wizard of Id:
The King of Id will soon realize that his chief of police is an escaped Nazi war criminal.
Judge Parker:
Definitely a Lexus. Also, I'm pretty sure at this point that the Judge is the one with the crew cut.
Peanuts:
Pep talk gone wrong.
Dilbert:
Dilbert IN DA CLUB
Garfield:
Looks like it's "Garfield Talks to the Big Purple Dog Week"!
Zits:
If only Jeremy's poor parents had some control over his technological consumption.
Doonesbury:
Still haven't figured out what we're referencing here.
Prickly City:
Get it? It sucks to fly!
Pearls Before Swine:
French joke.
Rhymes with Orange:
Someone will have to explain this one to me. I really don't get it.
Non Sequitur:
The space constraints in newspapers force artists to draw people sitting about two feet from a large-screen TV.
The Amazing Spider-Man:
Ha ha! The hobo guy DID take the dinosaur head! Expect him to make threats until... Saturday.
Bizarro:
Can't find the pie.
Today's Alternative Family Circus Caption:
"I'm not talking until my lawyer's here."
Real Life Adventures:
Correct me if I'm wrong, but it doesn't look like Gary Wise or Lance Aldrich are familiar with the cost of retaining a tax lawyer.
Frazz:
Where do these kids always find Frazz? Do they spill things just so he shows up for some philosophy?
Funky Winkerbean:
"Our Lady of Three-Pointers". I've seen their graduates at roller derby. Be afraid.
Tuesday, March 23, 2010
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